A: Let me just do my business. (Not looking up from his tablet)
Dad: What did you have for snack today at school?
A: I guess that's a mystery for you!
Mom: Ugh, the neighbors are cutting down all those beautiful old growth trees in their yard.
A: (throws open the window facing toward the wrong neighbor) STOP CUTTING DOWN ALL OF OUR LOVELY TREES! (slams the window shut)